So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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