dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I hate all girls vehemently.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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