it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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