I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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