Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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