Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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