i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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