I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Oh god it's open bar.
He has the fingertips of a God
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