i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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