Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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