I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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