Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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