wanna go halves on a baby?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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