Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Of course I have a pirate flag
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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