Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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