i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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