I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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