That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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