I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Randomize
