Cold hands, warm shart.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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