is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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