her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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