I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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