So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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