carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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