Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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