Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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