elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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