Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
where are my eyebrows?
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