he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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