so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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