the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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