Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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