i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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