i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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