When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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