She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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