I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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