Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My Higher Power is John Stamos
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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