one two three fourrrrnication!
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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