He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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