He is an equal opportunity slut.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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