I'm laying in your front yard are you home
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
