you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Randomize
