ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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