the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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