I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I want to fling myself into the sun
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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