Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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