All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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