Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I love you.
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