Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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