last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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