South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
did i walk over a car last night?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Do plants get herpes?
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